Thoughtless Thursday: Four Random Thoughts

Since this is a Thoughtless Thursday post, I'm being just about as thoughtless as possible. Even the number of random thoughts is, well, random.

1. What is green and white and smells all over?
A. freshly cut gardenias
B. a squished caterpillar
C. a World Cup soccer player from Cote d'Ivoire at game's end

2. Dear Emily Post: If one is scheduled to stand outdoors talking about orangutans from 5:30 to 8:00, and one learns that there is a severe thunderstorm watch from 2:30 to 10:00, what should one do?
A. Politely call and say one can't make it due to weather.
B. Attend and stay away from trees.
C. Ask if one can take shelter with the orangutans in the event of a severe thunderstorm. 

3. What is the relationship between summer reading quality and the reader's spouse?
A. A linear relationship, between number of interruptions by spouse and suspense level of summer reading.
B. Both A and B

4. The hotter it is, the more I want to wear swimsuits, and the more my swimsuits "shrink". Why?
A. Fresh produce from the Farmer's Market actually does have calories.
B. Sitting around reading all the time.
C. This is a First World Problem.  Get over it.