A Dog's Christmas Carol

Sung to the tune of "It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" by George Wyle and Eddie Pola, sung by Andy Williams. Doggie lyrics by yours truly, Amy Boyer 


It's the Most Baffling Time Of The Year
With the stereo singing
And everyone saying
"Stay off of the deer!"
It's the Most Baffling Time Of The Year

It's the cray-craziest season of all
With the shrill Christmas squealing
and gay happy feelings
and trips to the mall
                     (what's a mall?)
It's the cray-craziest season of all

There are boxes for gnawing
and ribbons for pawing
and gosh, there's a TREE inside!
There are cookies for stealing 
and toys  so appealing
If I find the doors open wide

It's the Most Baffling Time Of The Year
Where my crate used to stand 
There's a creepy snowman
Dear loved ones, stay near!

It's the Most Baffling Time 
Yes the Most Baffling Time
It's the Most Baffling Time Of The Year