Friday, October 25, 2013

Scoop That Poop Blog Hop: I Do

Taking part in Sugar the Golden Retriever's Scoop That Poop Blog Hop! (With apologies to Dr. Seuss.)

Doo You? I Do!

I do.
I can clean up doggie's doo.
Doo you?

I can scoop it with a bag.
I can scoop it with a rag.

I can use a towel.
I can use a trowel.

I can scoop it when it rains.
I can scoop it near storm drains.

Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
If you do, then good for you!

I do not like it on my foot.
I do not like it on my boot.

I do not like it on my lawn.
I do not like it 'til it's gone.

I do not like it, though I like dogs.
I do not like it on my clogs. 

Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
If you do, then good for you!

I do not like it 'cause it stinks.
I do not like the squish, I think.
I will not clean my doggie's doo.
I will not do it! No can do!

It squishes and it stinks, it's true.
But there are products just for you!

No touch, no feel, they seal the odor.
Get on the web and place an order!

Or you can visit my friend Sugar,
To learn to scoop with nice new scoop gear.

I do not like poop on the grass.
I'll start to scoop it - no more sass!
    *you thought I was going to rhyme something else with grass didn't you...*

Do you scoop your doggie's doo?
I'm glad you do, I do too!


  1. Epic ode to the poop. Bravo...bravo. We too scoop the poop. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Oh my goodnesss... this poem is awesome! Thanks for joining the blog hop!

  3. Such beautiful poetry! And of course it's about one of our favorite things! Thanks for coming by our bloggy!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy and Stanley

  4. Channeling a little Dr. Seuss today Toby...Great poem!

  5. Golden LOVE it! PAWsome! Oh My :-) Golden Happy you guys participated. Golden Thanks for helping us spread #ScoopThatPoop. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

  6. That is fantastic!!! Love it and thank you for participating!

  7. great poem, i was impressed this weekend when i went to a really nice dog friendly estate and there was no poo at all responsible owners are the answer. i wish it was like that everywhere

    urban hounds


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