Friday, August 16, 2013

Bad Poetry Contest courtesy Oz the Terrier

Insomnia

To sleep I would 
but human snores
ambulance sirens
WOO WOO woo WOOO
over and over.

To dream I could
Squirrels peanut butter
ran and wrestled day care
kisses
Good Boy!
fluffy guts of toys and
sprinklers!

But nightmares!
toenail clippers
shampoo baths and
oh no
dreaded NO MORE TREATS TODAY!
ONLY CARROTS FOR YOU!

Is it day yet? I have to pee.



16 comments:

  1. Love it...Insomnia....well epic ode to napping or not as the case may be. Bravo! Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Cute! I can imagine my dogs having the same random thoughts while dreaming. The pee part at the end is funny. :)

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  3. BOL!! You're poem made us smile and giggle. Well done, my friend...well done. Oh, so many good "bad" poems already!!
    *high paw*
    Oz

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  4. That's a really funny poem, Toby! Thanks for the Friday morning giggles... I hope you've gone pee.

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  5. Wooooowooooo hilariously bad! WOL! Wooowooooo, Ku www.haikubyku.com
    p.s. this is my kitty sistahs Blogger account

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  6. BOL hmmm interesting! If Shiner could write poetry, I'd imagine hers would end up sounding similar :)

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  7. Great poem, my nightmares are similar to yours BOL

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  8. LOL!!! Funny one! Nice work,love the part about squirrels!

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  9. Hehehe. Did the squirrel co-author? Funny cute.

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  10. LOL! My pups agree with your nightmare...nail clippers and bath are awful!

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